A rhyming story for you...
Once Upon a Time long ago,
There lived a girl
Named Leslie Fargo.
Her eyes were sharp and her senses keen
Anyone who could,
Outwit her was yet to be seen.
One day she traveled away from her home
To explore and discover
The things in the unknown.
She went to France to converse with professors
On topics that they,
Couldn't understand nor their predecessors.
They had to admit with reluctance unwavering
That they the proclaimed smartest,
Had been outsmarted by what they considered an ignorant youngling.
So they set out to prove one of her statements wrong
Yet all that they accomplished,
Was to make what she said all the more strong.
How silly they felt then, how utterly ridiculous, oh!
That in the end
Even they couldn't outwit that Leslie Fargo!